Kid Squanders Relief Money
If you've been reading The Agitator over the holidays, you've seen we've been having some fun — hopefully spreading Christmas cheer — courtesy of one of our favorite humor sources, The Onion.
This is our absolute favorite “report” from The Onion, originally posted on The Agitator back in July … but just a teaser here:
“I could see that Mtumbe was a little free with his money, and I let it slide, probably for too long in retrospect,” said Anderson. “If I continue to let him get away with this kind of thing, the next thing I know he's got a glue problem.”