Two of the biggest technological curses infecting fundraising are Word and Excel. Microsoft might be the archenemy of intelligent fundraising.

Word, with its copy and paste function has demeaned and degraded copy to the point where we’ve convinced ourselves that the homogenized gruel we serve our donors is truly good copy. Heaven help us. [I've warned about 'copy & paste' in a broader context before!]

But the greatest sins of all in fundraising – not thinking, and not truly understanding – spring from Excel. Let me explain.

There’s not a ‘full service’ consulting firm who doesn’t employ some ‘planner/analyst’ who’s proficient with Excel. They can deal out pivot tables and plans faster than their firm’s  account execs throw out business cards at an AFP conference. The result is mediocrity unchallenged.

Of course the problem isn’t with the technology itself, it’s with the unthinking, copy & paste mentality by which it’s used. Want a new plan for 2012? Well, we’ll copy 2011’s plan and results, add a few decimals here and there for inflation, stick our fingers to the wind to factor in the dwindling economy, a presidential election year, the increased lapse rate, fewer new donors — and voila! There’s your plan! Complete with bar charts and a range of other color graphics all designed to add credibility to this unthinking and lazy fraud.

Count me out.

Just one of the reasons Tom and I are starting in on our Flat Earth Fundraising series. To ask the “Why?” question and to point out who those who are navigating better, smarter and not stuck in the past.

Now, if ever, all of us need to demand of ourselves and our consultants some real, unfettered and fresh thinking. What is the true reality behind those spreadsheet numbers? Did anyone even bother to question the assumptions? Why do we just expect and tolerate last year’s poor retention rates? What specifically has been planned to deal with them? What’s our competition doing? And are they doing it better?

Life has so many questions; so few answers. But frankly, the most important fundraising question you’d better be asking your consultants and yourself when the glorified spreadsheets come spinning out in anticipation of 2012 is “Why?” “Why?”  “Why?”

Roger

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